IXL

A website that can be friendly if you make kids go on it’s Language Arts and Science problems, but is fiendly for math.

Help! IXL is raping me with it’s math! I need Science!

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) July 9, 2018

ixle

An outcast, more or less a shit disturber, takes pleasure in other misfortune, and will bring objects and people down in dissaray

Pronounced eX-eL
Ixle was an ass hole to me.
Some ixle destroyed my...(object).

by johnson williams the 3rd September 24, 2006

Ixle

One who's mouth is too big for their own good
One who likes to talk shit, but when it comes back, they cry

"SlayerX owned me, so I need to call my mommy to complain"
"I bitch out anyone and everything, but when someone tries to do something about it, I need to call my mommy for protection"
Joel Bunz nickname is Ixle

by Steve Irwin FTW November 10, 2008

ixl

cancer

man 1: how do you have cancer?
man 2: i did ixl.

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

IXL

IXL is a torture method used on students so they can feel pain and suffer. IXL was summoned from the bottomless pits of hell, satan himself is afraid of it, it breaks the geneva convention and is feared by all souls who were unfortunate enough to stumble upon it. It makes students repeat things over and over again. Studies also show that it causes early-onset Alzheimers. IXL makes students lose their will for anything and is holding my friends hostage because I haven't done my math, please help. I don't have much longer, help me please.

"IXL made jerry commit self-arson last week"

"oh......"

by Thisistheendmyfriend March 7, 2023

IXL

A website that is used by teachers to make children better at math and English. Side effects may include pulling out hair, stress, frustration, and sometimes a broken computer.

"Dude, why weren't you playing Fortnite today?"

"I was busy doing IXL."

"Oh. Well, that makes sense."

by That one Asian person January 23, 2023

IXL

The gayest ass bullshit to ever exist. It's so awful that many children would rather suck the crusty musty dusty ED 2 millimeter defeater of their ugly ass 80 yr old nursing home grandpa of teacher, than complete the 587 recommended topics that they set for them to complete.

IXL is the worst thing to ever have been made.

by biggusdickus42069 April 25, 2023