Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.
Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”
Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the
“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”
Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the
“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
by Double triple February 05, 2022
by Sharpie Permanent Marker March 05, 2022
“You have Fat bastard-itus!”
by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020
where someone becomes seriously addicted to skittles and cannot help mentioning then in day to day conversations OR seeing rainbows or other multi-coloured items maks them instantly crave skittles.
meegan: Look over there a rainbow!
sabrina: OMG taste the rainboww...i really want some skittles right now
meegan: dude you have a serious case of skittle-itus
sabrina: OMG taste the rainboww...i really want some skittles right now
meegan: dude you have a serious case of skittle-itus
by Meegan E April 26, 2012
by testtube baby June 18, 2016
When one has such a strong obsession for Will Wood, that said person becomes almost identical to Woodius
by mad_max.0 July 09, 2021
When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
by Mr R. ZOLE July 06, 2021