I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.
Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

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Benji-itus

I have Benji-itus, oh I feel oh so terrible.
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Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.
“You have Fat bastard-itus!”
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skittle-itus

where someone becomes seriously addicted to skittles and cannot help mentioning then in day to day conversations OR seeing rainbows or other multi-coloured items maks them instantly crave skittles.
meegan: Look over there a rainbow!
sabrina: OMG taste the rainboww...i really want some skittles right now
meegan: dude you have a serious case of skittle-itus
by Meegan E April 26, 2012
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Dumbass-Itus

Its when he/she is a dumbass and infects people with dumbass-itus
Boy: I banged ya mum
Girl: Ohh shit you gave ma mum Dumbass-Itus
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Woodious-Itus

When one has such a strong obsession for Will Wood, that said person becomes almost identical to Woodius
Jack, you’re suffering from Woodious-Itus
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Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
by Mr R. ZOLE July 06, 2021
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