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Italians

They'll fucking kill you when you piss them off. 9/10 times they already dug the hole.
Don't fuck with those Italians... they'll kill you
by Thatoneguy194739 October 5, 2019
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White people with a tan that live in Italy. They are not the smartest mathematically, but are creative. People think they're the best for who knows what reason, and they were the Mexicans of the past. Everyone in NJ is part Italian, and they all brag how Italian they are because of that 8.125% in their blood. People are obsessed with their food and believe it gives your mouth an orgasm.
Guy that thinks hes italian: OMG! Italians are the best! ITALIANO 4 LIFE!

Italian: Vaffanculo.
by degodego wopwop June 26, 2008
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Someone who writes definitions about themselves on Urban dictionary.
Italians write how good italians are,Italians read how good they are...on definitions written by other italians...the rest of simply doesn't give a shit.
Truth is there are other nations who actually can do more then make a pizza,Germany build great cars and are known for their industrial machinery,development in technology,they are the largest european financial donater to 3th world countries (Italy is the smallest,NO JOKE) and everything else which makes Europe better hence they are also way richer then the average italian.
But in italian eyes a german is a barbaric creature regardless of what.
Italy is so good! It's probably the reason why lots of italians left the country during the 60's,if Italy is so good,why leave??? They are contradictional people indeed...
Italians also have this love for eachother,No italian will ever go against another italian,exept when rival football matches occur,they slit eachothers throat on matchday,yezzz thats real brotherlove...
Giancarlo; Italians are the best!!
Me; In everything?..
Gianarlo; Si offcorse!
Me; Oh then you wouldn't mind trading your BWM for my Alfa Romeo!
Giancaro; .....i no understand!
Me; yea....i figured you wouldn't
by Chileno_from_Chile!!! February 13, 2008
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Italians are hard working people who are loyal, and very family oriented. The best people ever! Italians arent consdered white. They wear the best suits and make the best clothes! They also wear a lot of hip-Hop clothes and because of that they are called "wiggers" and "wegros", but becuase Italians arent considered white, those terms dont apply to them and are nonexistent. Their culture is used by a lot of the Hip-Hop culture as they call themselves "Capone" "Gotti", Three 6 Mafia", wear sweats, call themselves "Gangstas" and love the Mob themed life and so on and so on.

Italian culture has been a part of Hip-Hop for mutiple decades now just like latinos have been a part of it since the 80's. So to the older generation of Italians saying the newest generation are a disgrace becuase of what they wear and etc, they just dont get that Italians who dress and act a certain way is just the Americanization of all cultures meshing together. The Italian culture hasent died or will it ever, it's alive and well, it's just evolved and added on due to living in America the country that we discovered, and since Italians discovered this country we have every right to call the shots as what to wear or how to act,if you dont like it move! So next time you see an Italian wearing FUBU and Kangol, dont say were ripping off anothers culture, other cultures rip us off all the time,so we will wear whatever we like, and if we dont mind rappers putting Italian culture in their rhymes then I doubt they care what we wear. Now thats the reality check. Paisans rule!
Why do those Italians wear all that hip-hop stuff? Thats beacuse they are the real gangsters.
by Micah1 December 13, 2008
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I believe that Albanians arent even similar to Italians? Or am I wrong? There is like a while social class difference there. Anyway, im more then half Italian, and my grandpa on my moms side was in the Mafia. Making our family Mafioso. So all those people who are ignorant.
"Italians are great"
by JyLL October 11, 2004
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Natives of a sunny country shaped like a boot which borders on the Mediterranean sea, this country was once the heart of the Roman Empire. The modern Italian is the least appealing of the European peoples who combine natural criminal propensities with an attitude of slavish idolatry toward that Whore of Rome, the Pope. A number of Italians have moved to the United States where they amuse themselves though organized crime and stuffing their grease faces with pasta at the Olive Garden.

When speaking, the Italians gesture frantically with their hands in an attempt to distract your gaze from their ugly
faces-upon which are clearly etched the marks of their moral and intellectual degeneracy. They cannot stop stealing, and will sometimes go so far as to steal money that is rightfully theirs from the pockets of their own trousers even as they wear them. Worse yet, they rarely
catch themselves doing so.

Otherwise, they amuse themselves by kidnapping the neighbor's children, voting for Communists, and staying out on strike, where they've been since the 1940s. On the field of battle they are abject cowards, and in the kitchen they're enthralled with bruised tomatoes and
the noodle only.
Italians are also known as Dagos, Wops, Greaseballs and Guineas.
by 111 August 6, 2006
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Italians are only the people who live in Italy. Others are American, Argentinian,Brasilian etc..

Most of the definitions of Italians is given by Italian Americans here who don't know a flying fuck of Italy and most of them have not either 1\4 of italian ancestry. Infact , when i've been in Usa for holyday, there were a lot of Indians and middle easterns claiming they were from Italy and many dumb angloes believed that.
The olive skin or the all year tan, the wavy brown or black hair, and the brown eyes are things most Italian american have because they are not real Italians but mostly mutts as many americans are.

Italians from ITALY in winter are pale, unless they don't use artifcial tan, they don't give a fuck about John Gotty, Guidos and fettuccine Alfredo, all part of a Usa subculture, they don't eat the crap Italian american eat, they don't grease their hair, and everyone has not at all dark hair and brown eyes but even blonde and blue eyes.

What i mean is that you have to forget what Italian americans say about here, probably because many are not even 1\10 italians, never set foot in Italy and the wannabe wish to be Italians and depict us as they like most.

Btw many retards here would realize that Italians and Italians americans are 2 different things once in Italy. Unfortunately many Italians americans ruined the image of Italy all over the world, and not only them, even the idiot wannabes who claim to be Italians but aren't.

To the english guy above you can suck my balls you fucking rotten theet smelly engaylish. You are overhelmed by Pakistanis, you should worry about them you slimey retard.

italyitaliansreal italians are in italy not in UsarenaissanceIf a guy that looks like Paulie DJ tells he is italian don't believe him, he's a fake italian just like Snooki who is chilean
by Latinorum October 17, 2013
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