I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.

Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”

by Double triple February 5, 2022

Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

Dumb bitch-itus

Mary jane newby

Mj falls for stupid guys who only want to play games and then ghost her, but it's not her fault cause she has dumb bitch-itus.

by Scarlett Love September 27, 2020

Dumbass-Itus

Its when he/she is a dumbass and infects people with dumbass-itus

Boy: I banged ya mum
Girl: Ohh shit you gave ma mum Dumbass-Itus

by testtube baby June 18, 2016

Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021

Woodious-Itus

When one has such a strong obsession for Will Wood, that said person becomes almost identical to Woodius

Jack, you’re suffering from Woodious-Itus

by mad_max.0 July 8, 2021

skittle-itus

where someone becomes seriously addicted to skittles and cannot help mentioning then in day to day conversations OR seeing rainbows or other multi-coloured items maks them instantly crave skittles.

meegan: Look over there a rainbow!
sabrina: OMG taste the rainboww...i really want some skittles right now
meegan: dude you have a serious case of skittle-itus

by Meegan E September 29, 2012