A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.
Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!
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something that melbourne people put on their snap stories for some reason
have u heard the song "calling my phone - lil tjay, 6lack"? Oh is that the one that all the melbourne kids put on their stories? yea
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A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
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1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.
1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.
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used when surprised by what a gay person says.
shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!
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when a prawn GIF that Caitlin sent in the giels chat gets a bit too randy
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an exclamtion, like oh my god!!!
They had sex? Well squeze my nipple and call me Sally.
by Anonymous March 09, 2003
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