Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 5, 2010

calling my phone - lil tjay, 6lack

something that melbourne people put on their snap stories for some reason

have u heard the song "calling my phone - lil tjay, 6lack"? Oh is that the one that all the melbourne kids put on their stories? yea

by gabrielle_is_bored March 27, 2021

squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

by X3n April 3, 2006

Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

by Reepacheep March 29, 2011

shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

tickle my prawn and call me mildred

when a prawn GIF that Caitlin sent in the giels chat gets a bit too randy

Tickle my prawn and call me Mildred!

by badbreth May 10, 2023

Squeze My Nippl and Call Me Sally

an exclamtion, like oh my god!!!

They had sex? Well squeze my nipple and call me Sally.

by Anonymous March 8, 2003