ironing

having a coitus with a girl so flat that you feel like you're humping an ironing board
Ironing is a good way to revitalize your skin and reduce the prominence of wrinkles on your body
by horsejackshit December 18, 2018
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ironized

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
by Galcoolest February 28, 2005
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irons

the clubs you use while playing golf within 200 yds. starts from a 3 iron to a 9 including a pitching wedge
"im gonna use my 3 iron and try and get it over the lake.... bitch"
by Ali G's Main man Alex January 11, 2005
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ironic

1. When a phrase means the opposite of what it literally says.
Opp. literal
NB However similar, not to be confused with sarcasm

2. When an event happens in a certain situation which is contrary to what one would expect.
It would be ironic if the former Worlds Fattest Man died of starvation.

When Ricky Martin, latin american sex-symbol and ladykiller, became famous, there were rumours flying about the media that he was gay.
However, when the russian group T.a.T.u became famous, rumours arose in the media that the two girls that were alledgedly lesbians were in fact heterosexual.
by Rowan D. Easternhall July 27, 2006
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ironic

That which is of, related to, or exhibiting characteristic features of the band Iron Maiden.
That band is very ironic.

That hipster is wearing a Powerslave t-shirt to be ironic.
by amssp December 13, 2010
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Ironical

An ironic statement or situation someone points out or uses that isn't funny or clever and possibly not even really ironic.
The Devil Wears Pradaa is an ironical name for a metalcore band.
by Entropy Cow October 26, 2009
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ironic

a cleverly written song by Alanis Morisette about spoons and airplanes
Isn't it Ironic? Don't you think?
by Alanis M. October 18, 2002
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