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by instigationmachine May 12, 2004
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irrigation pipeline

Sex Potion, It's when you fuck your partner in the ass whilst they had the runny Taco Bell shits
"broooo I just gave my girl the irrigation pipeline"

"Dawg that's fuckin poggers"
by 5dollarChalupaBox November 5, 2020
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irrigation pipeline

Sex Potion, It's when you fuck your partner in the ass whilst they had the runny Taco Bell shits
"broooo I just gave my girl the irrigation pipeline"

"Dawg that's fuckin poggers"
by 5dollarChalupaBox November 5, 2020
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Anal Irrigation

The cleaning out of someones butthole using tounge, toes, or crayola crayons
Giancarlo performed Anal Irrigation on Casey
by Lickmytoes July 27, 2010
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Semicolonic Irrigation

Also known as the working class bidet. The Semicolonic irrigation is when you stand on your hands in the shower and position yourself so the shower head is aimed directly at your anus.
Joe was not classy enough for a bidet, but suffering from extreme swamp-ass he opted to undergo a semicolonic irrigation.
by ChuckChuckRazool July 9, 2012
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Righteous Indignation Junkie

A term for what motivates a keyboard warrior (or moral grandstanding in general.)

Morality or ethics isn't the point. Genuine concern for the issue they're talking about, isn't the point. And social status/clout, doesn't quite cover their motivations either. Because this is a very specific kind of affirmation seeking.

People who are righteous indignation junkies today, are basically like a modern representation of the Salem Witch Trial crew...They've just exchanged their pitch forks for keyboards, and stake kindle for declarations of hardline"wokeness".

Just as some hivemind Salem dipshits, got a dopamine/neuroepinephrine rush, burning people at the stake back in the day (because they thought their actions were on the side of the angels)...Today's righteous indignation junkies are motivated by a similar chemical cocktail.

It's just that torture and public executions aren't a common pastime anymore, so that thirst for blood had to get a post-modern rebranding. That's what today's insincere moral outrage essentially is. Blood thirstiness channelled into a more socially acceptable package.
Have you ever come across someone who appears to constantly jump on the bandwagon of angry editorial headlines, without really knowing or caring about the topic at hand? Do all their posts have a tone of righteous indignation? Do they never talk about things that might improve a social issue (or things that are currently being done)? Does it appear like critical thinking is a foreign country in their brain? And everything they say is motivated by wanting to feel righteously indignant?

That's a righteous indignation junkie.
by Olive989 March 25, 2023
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Self invitation

"Self Invitation" is a word commonly used in the act of going to a friend's or relative's house without they're invitation.
Wife: "Why is he over here again I told you not to invite him over"

Husband: "I didn't, he used 'self invitation'
by Ewern the notme August 28, 2010
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