inverse fellatio

A gentleman's term for the sexual position commonly known as sixty nine.

"Good morrow Bartholomew, how was your dame last evening"

"Well not to be too forward William, but we engaged in inverse fellatio for the first time and I have not been brought to climax so vigorously since my first whore!"

"Exemplary!"

by bigsnackman420 June 19, 2018

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inverse vandalism

Acts that are explained because the person who done them is capable of doing so!
Example: self-destructive art installations.

Inverse vandalism is common in the nerdvana world of Web developers!

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007

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inverse assing

The act of sticking your ass in someone else's ass.

"Yo, Mr. Fields threatened to stick his ass in my ass"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

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inverse blumpkin

The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.

Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.

by mrshermykins January 11, 2011

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Inverse Blumpkin

A rarely seen variation of the blumpkin. Instead of shitting into the toilet, the male shits on the womans chest and jerks off into the toilet or sink or anything that might be close enough to work as a receptor of your cum.

John:Last night i totally gave Laura an inverse blumpkin!

Jeremiah:What the fuck is that?

John:That bitch was on her back and i shit on and around her chest then blew my load onto Eds towel.

Jeremiah:That shit is cash yo.

by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008

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