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craniorectal inversion

Our troll suffers from craniorectal inversion.
by Xyzzy January 29, 2005
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Rectal/Cranial Inversion

Having one's head up one's ass.
Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!
by vanman_57 December 8, 2011
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Penis inversion

A forseeable event in which the nature is so severe that the victims penis feels it is about to invert at the moment the particular event occurs.
Guy 1: I've got a penis inversion coming up tonight, she said she was disappointed and needed to talk to me.

Guy 2: Shit, I'm gonna make sure im at least 300 feet away at the time of impact as I value the functions of my penis.
by Teen Reject October 2, 2005
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nig inversion

occurs when bowel movement is so tremendous that the anus is literally popped inside out, akin to a nig outie-belly button.
Sorry about all the blood in your bathroom, gay lover, but i had one hell of a nig inversion in there, and i believe my butthole is irreconcilable.
by Bad Shamone January 16, 2011
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Personal Inversion

The act of taking a dump so large the anal cavity falls out and sucks itself back in again.
He who shalt not be named, had a personal inversion when he was in the rest room.
by Tunicks R Fun! December 7, 2010
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Erectile Inversion

In the act of a blowjob. The giving partner suddenly bites the shaft and yanks down, ripping off the skin of the penis and essentially turning it inside out.
"Bro, my girl Shanesha gave me an erectile inversion."
by Valterain June 22, 2015
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Intensity

1. The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.
2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from
radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really bad team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery.
Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this meaning, NEVER use the original pronunciation. A good bet is In-tense-it-eye.
2 (b) Getting rowdy
1. If I differentiate the double integral of the function of intensity... I'll get the first integral... Screw this physics homework, I'm going to go whack off.
2. We totally need to bring the Intensity to the next game. You know, so we'll be Intense.
by DJ 'Burth December 11, 2008
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