Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

intuitively obvious to the most casual observer

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.

"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan

by stupid_moron August 4, 2006

Homie intuition

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.

Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT

by Sliske September 21, 2020

intuitive

Guessing with your feeling rather than proving with facts

intuitive people are often regarded as smart people

by someone whos not special October 14, 2017

intuitivity

developing understanding of more than three dimensional processes in quantum mechanics. this understanding then leads to insight and understanding. a form of thought focus in suwa thought.

The explanation on youtube that amounts to the description of spacetime, time dilation and so on is great for intuitivity and awareness.

by waveeone November 7, 2021

Intuition

NOUN
1. the ability to understand something immediately, without the need for conscious reasoning.

2. a thing that one knows or considers likely from instinctive feeling rather than conscious reasoning.

1. "we shall allow our intuition to guide us"

2. "your insights and intuitions as a native speaker are positively sought"

by Lovely_8 July 1, 2021

Intuition

Something that tells you about somebody.

Samuel L. Jackson knocked on his white neighbors door trying to tell him to turn his rap music down, but seemed suprised he would like that kind of music. The guy explained that it was his kind of shit, but that his wife Nicole hated it, she only made music from a genre that was half jazz half hip hop because nobody had ever done that before, not because she really liked the music. This made Samuel L. Jackson mad, so he proceeded to menace this punk in the backyard with a weedwacker and tell him how bad he was, because he knew this guy was weaker than him through intuition.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021