intexticated

A state in which someone attempts to walk and compose a text message at the same time. Lack of attention paid to the walking portion causes stumbling, loss of direction, and pedestrian collisions.

John was so intexticated that he didn't see where he was going, and slammed right into his boss.

by Industries February 15, 2008

Intoximicated

That point in the evening when your alchohol consumption has reached the level where you are ambitiously telling a story, but can't seem to get the words exactly right. This is a happy state of drunkeness, not to be confused with the ugly states of shitfaced or blackout.

I was so intoximicated I told him about this great "trap I took to the Crammed Cannedyon.

by Rawbg October 23, 2002

intoxistressmosis

When you are under stress worried and you become really silly funny as a way of coping with it. A giddy excitable feeling overwhelms you. You find it difficult to focus properly and may say inappropriate things to people and unintentionally cause offence to colleaguesworkmates. The condition is brought under control by a growing sense of fearworry which ultimately makes you feel like you have gone too far. Intoxistressmosis may be easily passed on to other who are experiencing similar stress levels which creates a sense of bonding frienship.

While in a meeting or place of work, you begin to act in a silly manner intoxistressmosis in order to diffuse a situation or distract others. Rather than focusing on the job required you begin to waste time by being silly, twisting things, doing impressions of people and generally being silly. Other people around you may join in by being as silly intoxistressmosis.

by Miss Giddykipper February 25, 2010

Intoxarita

A margarita flavored drink, with extra tequila, some vodka, and triple sec. If mixed correctly the taste of the extra alcohol is not prevalent. This drink will cause intoxication quickly!!

This margarita tastes great!!
A couple of hours later......
This mergerreeeta is uh......uh....

by Michael Traugott Jr December 17, 2003

Intoxercise

Exercising while inebriated.

Sarah came home after an night at the bars and began to intoxercise.

by fabiolablake January 16, 2008

intoxityping

when you type words incorrectly while drunk.

I'm so druank aubrey doesnt undeaarstand my intoxityping.

by jaREDRUM February 9, 2010

Intexticated

Describes the act of someone losing their social behavior due to being entranced by a mobile device.

With the rise of smart phones, it seems that everyone - whether they're walking down the street, sitting in a restaurant, or even hanging with friends - has become intexticated with their mobile device… they don't even notice what's around them anymore.

by Dolfi August 28, 2014