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instacrazed

“I spent a lot of years of my life being instacrazed, but after going broke chasing followers, I had to re-think my life goals."
by AlyxD May 22, 2018
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Instacrime

1: when someone commits a crime on the instagram website (e.g stealing, showing guns/drugs... etc)
2: a terrible post (clickbait or just unfunny content in general)
1: Guy 1: Yo, did you see that instacrime jamal committed a couple of days ago?

Guy 2: Yeah, shit was bomb lol
2: Guy 1: *sees shitty or misleading post on instagram* this is an instacrime post!
by CA$HFLOW_300C February 24, 2018
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Instanormie

GUY1:THATS MY MEME
GUY2:an instanormie stole it
by O3PI December 14, 2021
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Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
by Jack Salot December 29, 2013
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instamorons

Compulsive hashtagging on Instagram with no profound meaning. Instagram Morons, people who would s*** for likes and f*** for fame. Slaves of the Instagram social media.
Instamorons would s*** for likes and f*** for fame!
by sanma January 24, 2019
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instacrazy

People who obsess over cultivating the perfect Instagram profile so much that it affects their personal lives, usually in negative ways.
"I think that new Prime Wardrobe service will be perfect for the Instacrazy."
by AlyxD May 22, 2018
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instahoe

(N) - anyone who uses instagram as a source for getting laid. These people typically scour through follower lists of their friends that they actually know in person, in order to increase the chances of this new user actually living nearby. Beware of Instahoes, because they did it to you, which means they will probably do it again.
I met my girlfriend on Instagram, and boy was that stupid. She cheated on me with another Instagram user who lives nearby. What an Instahoe.
by truthseeker__ August 16, 2014
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