Innocent

What a baby is even if he/she breaks a window.

"Susan, you should not have let your baby brother play with your boomerang. He almost hurt himself when he threw it at the window and it." (Innocent)

by Cheeky Smiles May 3, 2011

Innocent's Whistle

The wistling tune that's performed when caught or nearly caught in the act of doing something wrong.

Johnny was doing the Innocent's Whistle when I walked in. I think he was stealing food from your fridge.

by Cookie Monster in Rehab October 8, 2008

innocent

Someone who looks like they can do no wrong

A young lady looks innocent, but isnt really - Saucer of Milk table for two Meooow!

by MC Ian August 29, 2003

innocent rape

When two people are having sex, and one person continuously is saying “no” or that they don’t want to do it, but the partner is not respecting how they feel, so he is ignoring that and still has sex with them.

Robert is about to have sex with his girlfriend but she doesn’t want to do it at that time, but he ignores her and still has sex. Therefore he has commited innocent rape

by Turner1 November 18, 2020

innocent

basically just the new "prude"
just another way for assholes in middle school or high school to belittle or embarrass others.
Getting left out of all the good tea, because they think you just couldn't handle hearing such things.
Drugs, sex, ETC.
they'll claim that you're too innocent, and then laugh it off at your face as if they hadn't just said something completely embarrassing and belittling.
even though you're no different from them, you might even be older than them. you might even be way more mature and responsible and respectful than those fuckers.

don't waste your time, there's nothing wrong with you.
they may think they're better than you, the center of the goddamn universe cuz their mama
spoiled them n taught them so.

they're not, and they're prolly just as insecure as you.
So don't try to change yourself for them, or try to live up to their dumb standards of how someone should be.

fuck them.

"oh jesse! haha you're just so innocent!"
"shh, be quiet. Jesse is too innocent for his/her ears to hear!"
"omg he's/she's so innocent, he/she wouldn't understand!"
"he/she is so innocent they could never do anything wrong!"

by URLOCALNOBODY November 23, 2020

innocent perversion

A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.

My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Incentard

The people who are below average inteligence you may have noticed working, but are actually too dumb to be employed. The company has hired this person not because they need their services but because of the incentives they get from the government. Despite this being beneficial to the employer it is often frustrating to the tards fellow employees because they have to pick up their slack.

Person 1: "why aren't you at work right now?"

Person2: "my hours where cut because of that new incentard"

Person1:"wow, that sucks!"

Person2:"yeah, on top of that I have to pick up the tards slack"

by Little boots January 22, 2010