Impossiblism

A religion that adheres to the belief that when you die, you are reincarnated as a Space Turtle. Non-believers are reincarnated as Space Frogs, to be tortured by the Turtles for the rest of eternity. The leader of the Space Turtles is Space Buddha, who is a fat orange man with horns and dark blue rags around his waist. He regulates Frog torture and gives the Space Turtles their penthouse suites in space.

Don't fuck with me, I practice Impossiblism.

by Space Buddha April 19, 2010

The Impossible Sit Up

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.

Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do The Impossible Sit Up.

by Matt Walters April 22, 2008

impossiblarg

The translation into fat of the word "impossible."

Seanbaby: IMPOSSIBLARG WHERE IS THE TACO BAR.

by rico8767 February 19, 2011

impossifood

A food you can't possibly make due to either its complexity or your inability as a cook.

Guy1: "He made this delicious dish when he came over."
Guy2: "Why don't you make it then?"
Guy1: "I can't, that's an impossifood for me..."

by eliteshadewind January 29, 2014

Impossipussy

A transgender person’s pussy that was made artificially via surgery but looks and tastes exactly the same.

“I hooked up with this trans chick last night and goddamn that impossipussy was crazy good! #icantbelieveitsnotpussy!”

by Andy Bronto April 17, 2023

make the impossible

Shortened version of the full phrase, “To make the impossible, possible.”

An action or words spoken at a key moment that makes all the difference between success or failure.

Master shows apprentice how to use a tool: “if you hold it like this, you make the impossible...”

by Speedglue April 20, 2021

The Impossibles

A fantastic ska band from Austin, Texas. They were among the first bands to experiment with the new sound that bands like Coheed and Cambria, Mock Orange, Modest Mouse, Ozma, and Sparta. They were as influental and important as it gets.

No one will match the ska-tastic sound of The Impossibles.
-Rory Allen Phillips

by John February 18, 2005