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Because I'm Rick James, bitch! 

"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.
Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>

Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!

Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!

I'm Rick James, bitch!

A phrase reflecting your own supposed coolness and your belief in your right to hit people, particularly people you believe have dissed you.
Charlie: What's your fuckin' problem, man?
Dave: I'm Rick James, bitch! *Smacks Charlie* And now it's YOUR problem!

I'm Rick James, bitch 

A once funny phrase from Chapel's shown, then bastardized by every idiot who thinks that they're funny repeating it.
Fat nerd: "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
Fat friends: "HEhehehehehehehehehhe... I'm leet"
I'm Rick James, bitch by Alex Nye September 22, 2004

I'm Rick James, bitch!

A methood of pwnage, or in playfulness. See ownage
You:I'm Rick James, bitch!
Him:What?
You:*slap*

I'm Rick James, Bitch 

A bad ass mofo who thinks they can do whatever they want (but really can't). Make up their own rules and come and go as they please.

I'm Rick James, Bitch!

Slogan from Chappelle's Show from early last year. Some assholes still use it to this day. NEXT PERSON I HEAR USING IT IS GONNA GET THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF THEM!
Asshole: I'm Rick James, Bitch!

Me: *beating the crap out of asshole*