illeegal

an elite spam page who has an odd obsession with nick wilde

onion_bitch: “hey! illegal posted again, its just about nick wilde again though.”
mouselotion: “i swear that motherfucker is weird. he is seriously a weird ass faggot”
illeegals real name i believe is “eric”… white ass name me thinks

by sage_ June 18, 2021

Illegal Idol

Will be the next hit in reality television in America. Hundreds of thousands of Illegal immigrants will compete in front of three judges, performing whatever it is that they are good at or what they feel will benefit America, in hopes for the GRAND PRIZE....1 US GREEN CARD.

Man did you watch Illegal Idol last night? That little mexican really cleaned the shit out of that house.

I cant believe that that girl from India can make a rug that fast, and it was beautiful. She will win Illegal Idol for sure..

by Coles Bosox February 22, 2008

illegitimate masturbating

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009

Professional Idler

One who doesn't currently have a proficient source of revenue and stable occupation.

One who often partakes in the benefits of the leisurely lifestyle. Often residing in his or her parental abode, he or she might even spend most of their day engaging in television and video game recreation. You might find him or her on said parent's couch.

Greg: Hey Gooch Nugget, where you at?
Ron: I'm at my parent's house.
Greg: Dude, when are you getting a job?
Ron: I've got a job, Queef Cookie, I'm a Professional Idler.

Ron: Mom! Moooom! Mooooooooom!
Mom: WHAT?!
Ron: Use my Professional Idler income to buy some friggin pizza, I'm so hungry I could eat a hooker.

by Psylkr69 March 1, 2010

illemonati

True fans of the band Lemon Demon. These people are typically found using the Lemon Demon forums, wiki, and chatroom. Plural of "illemonatus".

"Want to join the illemonati?"

by faerykore July 22, 2006

illest

nothing better than

the illest piece of damn pie you could eat

by michael April 20, 2003

illarious

Ill + Hilarious = Illarious

Did you hear that one about The Aristocrats? That joke was ILLARIOUS!

by aliastx February 19, 2011