Ikea

A swedish furniture company who's main role it is to make you lose faith in all that you hold dear while you fail to put the items you bought together.

Putting together IKEA products is like two teens attempting to have sex for the first time: there are too many holes, you don't know where to put it in, and when you finally figure it out it won't fit.

Ikea by sorallia February 2, 2015

IKEA

A furniture store in America that white people go to buy desks and candles for a good deal

I went to ikea and got this desk and candles for a really good price

IKEA by Ish2000 May 3, 2016

IKEA

a giant maze with meatballs at the end

I went to IKEA three days ago and came out yesterday.

IKEA by phan crap February 19, 2017

Ikea

A unicorn of a person, she's usually nice af , with a bad temper...she will do anything for the ones she loves...Has horrible communication skills but LOADS of FUN to be around...you can tell her anything and she won't judge or share with anyone for a lifetime

Ikea is cool af

Ikea by Princess Kazi March 16, 2017

IKEA

The only store where a person could live comfortably and leave with the world's most difficult LEGO sets disguised as furniture. Also the #1 export of Sweden.

Mom: Hey, let's put together that chair we got at IKEA.
Kid: *bashes head against wall*

IKEA by Orhu September 2, 2019

IKEA

Abbrv;

I Know Everything Already

Babe you haven't talk to me for 3 days, what happen?

"IKEA"

IKEA by Eydra September 2, 2019

ikea

where brave souls venture never to return, will give you free L-wrenches. taze anyone who says they are going.

man: im going to ikea
wife: NO! DONT
man: I must, please remember me

ikea by shreggs September 16, 2019