ipad kid

basically its just xiomi

cough cough - xiomi dang he must be a ipad kid

by ffsxon January 6, 2022

Ipad kid

When someone needs their phone so much that they use it even when they eat or while using the bathroom.
Comes from the tendency of parents giving their children mobile devices from young age in a way to make their child eat their food or to keep them still.

Max: Dude, you literally can't eat your food without watching something on your phone. You're like an Ipad kid.

by vicksgarden July 28, 2022

sticky ipad kid

a child who uses and ipad that is always dirty and covered in grime. then use the ipad in weird, contorted positions and often cough all over the ipad. they are disgusting.

ew look at that sticky ipad kid.

by cassidybowe July 29, 2021

iPad kid 2.0

Karl Jacob's. If you look closely he also sneezes like an iPad kid.

Person 1:Hey, did you see that?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Karl just sneezed like an iPad kid! Hes like iPad kid 2.0

by Coscot.plclace May 3, 2021

crusty ipad kid

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.

dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners

by ilovecrabrangoons52 March 9, 2022

dirty ipad kid

a child who is obsessed with ipad and will not get an iphone

Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”

by ipad obsessed March 22, 2021

cheeto ipad kid

its where a kid gets all their crusty dusty musty cheeto dust on their ipad

“jimmy, you are a cheeto ipad kid”
“mommeh im only 3 what do you expect “

by xanyue March 15, 2022