Marshalltown, Iowa

Small town in the middle of Iowa with nothing to do and a crappy school system. Filled mostly with drugs and future McDonald's workers.

Person A: "Hey, where ya from?"
Person B: "Marshalltown, Iowa"
Person A: "Where's that?"
Person B: "Exactly."

by armedandmischevious June 6, 2011

North Iowa Mugshots

A Facebook community that puts the spot light on those commuting crimes against others in North Iowa by putting multiple public records onto a social media. Allowing an interesting public tar and feathering by a jury of there peers.

Did You see that tweeker Randi Axelson on North Iowa Mugshots last week?

by Joe Smoker January 17, 2012

iowa cornhole

A sexual act. The male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the asshole of the female. Afterwards they make popcorn with the kernels.

Guy 1: Hey man saw you with that girl last night, how'd it go?

Guy 2: Great I gave her an Iowa cornhole!!

Guy 1: Awww that's awesome, you lucky bastard

Guy 2: Yeah... want some popcorn?

by Markus TP May 25, 2009

Johnston, Iowa

A small town in Iowa with a middle school and high school full of many fake ass bitches who claim to be "Emo" because its a "trend". Lots of the students at here have rich mommies and daddies to give them money to get anything they want or can get them out of any situation. there are also fake ass hoes who found popularity from giving blow jobs. The kids here like to make alot of issues and cause alot of drama. The boys are stupid and joke about "cutting" (stupid af). and if you find someone who is actually nice and doesnt spread drama well lucky you befriend them cause their the only one you can trust at Johnston.

Johnston, Iowa teens:

-wear jokers to be "emo"

Riley: *wears black pants* "WOW IM SO EMO TODAY"

Riley: *wears pink the rest of the week* *BASIC BITCH*

by JMS? more like KMS February 9, 2017

iowa

a farming state that isnt a bunch of dumb farmers thats montana

Iowa is much better than montana, montana sucks

by nleidigh February 23, 2008

Creston Iowa

A horrible place with tons of pregnant chicks, a whole clan of drugies, and the feel of your average gheto.

Creston Iowa is basically Detriot and Compton pushed into one drug fueled pile.

by WW2_Man November 6, 2011

Iowa Scream

A red-faced rant. Spawned by Howard Dean as he crashed and burned in the 2004 Iowa Democratic primary.

Impassioned political speech.

by Eric Graves March 20, 2005