instadeath

When you're walking along and you suddenly let go of every muscle in your body, making it look like you died instantly. Works best next to a pool or on the beach.

Watch me walk along the edge of this pool, I'm gonna instadeath into it.

by GGK78 May 16, 2013

Instadouche

This occurs during the lake season while a girl, preferably in a small bikini, goes tubing. The previously mentioned girl is sitting up right and as the boat goes around a turn one leg slips off the side into the water and the other stays on giving 30 mph water a straight shot at her vagina, instantly cleaning it out of all dirtyness.

"Dude, Sam, did you see Kaitlyn get that instadouche at the lake last weekend?"

"Yeah I might actually eat her out now."

by youwillneverguessme April 15, 2012

Instadaddy

A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.

She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.

by The_Enbalmer November 26, 2006

Instadrama

drama that comes from people arguing or trolling your Instagram comment board.

Wow, Sam really causes a shit storm of instadrama when he posted a picture of his wife's cleavage.

by HypnotoadAZ April 9, 2015

Insteall

To obtain goods with the specific purpose of immediately installing them.

"I'm going to go insteall Monkey Island."

"Time to go insteall some new ram from Best Buy."

by Thenre April 3, 2013

instradition

A tradition stemming from and manifesting itself repeatedly through Instagram comment banter.

Sean became inspired by an awesome and creative lunch photo that Maurice posted on Instagram. After some dialogue they agreed to go to lunch together and post photos of it, spawning an Instradition.

by BroadwayBitesBro November 8, 2013

Instadent

Instagram incident

The whole school was talking after the Instadent from the night before.

by maddieschwef May 28, 2014