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Tornado of incompetence

An overly-confident, yet completely unqualified, leader who unwittingly leaves a wide path of destruction in their wake.
We we're almost finished with our project, until the Tornado of Incompetence - TOI - showed up! Now, I've gotta work all weekend!
by Specialks October 30, 2010
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bethesda-grade incompetence

Making something that could be good but ends up being terrible, but people enjoy it anyway; ignoring hundreds and hundreds of helpful suggestions; generally being a giant assclown that is clearly only worried about selling the bridge that you are currently burning while standing on.
The world fades from black. You sit in a wooden cart, surrounded by bandits. One of the bandits has terribly broken textures, and two others are incorrectly labelled as housecats. You shout out to God almighty "I think there's a mistake here!!" Suddenly, a feral pig jumps out of a bush and explodes, killing you. This is some Bethesda-grade incompetence.
by OldManBOMBIN August 1, 2019
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Rom The Incompetent Landmass

The true name for Rom the Vacuous Spider
Holy shit I finally killed Rom The Incompetent Landmass
by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 27, 2022
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Band 5 Incompetent

an incompetent member of NHS Staff could be anything from a toilet cleaner to a chief executive.
That nurse was so useless at taking blood, she is a Band 5 Incompetent
by jonny bogroll the eigth April 30, 2022
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Legally incompetent

Yeah... See? Shouldn't be fucking.
Hym "Yeah, the legally incompetent should NOT be fucking is my whole thing so that ain't on me."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
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Weaponized Incompetence

When someone does a simple task requested of them badly on purpose so they seem too incompetent to do said task, thus ensuring nothing is ever asked of them again.
Jill: "Will you do *insert simple task here*?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"
by ExplodingStrawberries November 8, 2024
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incompetent

carol is incompetent
by ohperiod November 13, 2023
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