stop she was in my biology class

When someone makes a joke about suicide you can say, "Stop she was in my biology class".

Did you hear about Meghan?

"STOP SHE WAS IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS!"

by GaryWinthrop69 April 21, 2017

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!

what you scream at your parents when your watching porn and don't want your parents to come in.

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!
Ok! Sorry!

by Collloser The Typer Boi January 5, 2021

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

the girl in my english class

she is so gorgeous that you can't say anything to her face. you don't look at her directly as if she were the sun. she enjoys things you find interesting, yet you have a hard time talking to her. she bumps into you, you say sorry, but she keeps walking and you're left feeling a bit disappointed. she's smart, funny, and has an edge but also looks so soft that you want to swim in her eyes and braid her hair. you yearn for her touch, but you've hardly spoken to her all year. if you do talk to her, you can't tell where her heart lies. you ask yourself how you can determine if she likes you. you never will know unless you ask, thus you perish.

you: oh my god the girl in my english class is so gorgeous i can't anything to her face, 'cause look at that face
friend: lol dude just talk to her
you: ok but that requires words coming out of my lips to form coherent sentences
friend: it's not that hard, look here she comes
you: guess i'll die
friend: then perish

by thanks! February 3, 2018

that one girl in your art class

that girl you want to aggressively fuck until her butthole is torn in halves, she also happens to play fortnite, making her the baddest bitch of all time, you can only dream of her fat ass on your dick

Billy: “yo you know that one girl in your art class”

Timmy: “Yeah lowkey need her, you know why, just look on urban dictionary *winks*

by DaaaaamnDanielDictionary February 2, 2024

I grew up in a middle class family

Kamala’s favorite response to an important question without actually providing anything of value to the conversation.

“Vice president Harris, many people say that you openly denigrated the Republicans on multiple occasions.”
“Well look, firstly I grew up in a middle class family”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2024

That one guy in the corner of the class

Hes just that guy in t he corner eating chips with head phones or smth listening to music and completely ignoring anything the teacher is saying, even if the entire class is staring at him.
Luckily, that guy could be any thing, be it A joe, mia, yunus or a random dark evil sorcerer that can some bunnies and giant carnivorous turtles

Look, its That one guy in the corner of the class

Hmm

He seems to also be a evil sorcerer, considering how there a giant turtle next to him

by That one guy that’s depressed August 19, 2020