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A: She is a hot white blonde
B(gigachad): If it ain't rice it ain't nice
by andrej yagami November 18, 2022
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if it rhymes, it chimes

a way to express things are going good or that you agree with/like something.
can also be used to express dislike with something by stating it doesn't chime.
Bob: How's it going bro?
Me: Well you know what they say, if it rhymes, it chimes.

(in the negative)
Susie: What do you think of this outfit?
Molly: Well if it rhymes, it chimes and that isn't chiming.
by thealphajoe August 12, 2014
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In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.
I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.
by nombre falso February 23, 2010
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If it ain’t the Pope it ain’t the truth

If it ain’t the Pope it ain’t the truth
If it ain’t the Pope it ain’t the truth
by Ian Papi June 9, 2018
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if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it

So and so remarks...I simply can't forsee myself conforming to socially acceptable norms, I've always felt that...if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it.
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If it's on urban dictionary it's true

I have no shame in admitting that I have a huge foot fetish
That's a fake definition

If it's on urban dictionary it's true

Oh... Okay?
by DotKoak July 30, 2021
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If it’s chain, it’s free reign

Stealing or ‘borrowing’ from corporate(chain) stores. They have more than enough money to make up for losses. DO NOT take from local Mom and Pop shops, asshole!
Sara: Hey wanna go ‘hang out’ in Macy’s??
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)
by JusforGiggles May 18, 2022
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