I Ready

A mofo test that belongs in hell and should have been Sister Snached off the Education System.

Teacher- We have a test today
The whole class- *sighs* and *cries*
Teacher- oh, I forgot. It’s an I Ready. Get your chrome books!
Whole class- * screams in British*

by Suffering._.Soudent;-; May 13, 2019

i-Ready

A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.

Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?

Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?

Teacher: Great idea!

by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022

i-Ready

The worst fucking school program ever.

Dude I fucking hate i-Ready.

by kaihai January 31, 2023

i-ready

a bullshit website that questions your faith in humanity

i-ready is shit

by maskingsucks December 20, 2022

i-Ready

The least effective way to make a student learn, and the most effective way to make a student kill themselves

Florida: oi lets buy i-ready
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

I-Ready lesson

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.

Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.

by Randomguywithnothingbettertodo April 30, 2021

I was Born Ready

A common response to the question. Are you ready ?

Hey are you ready to do this ? I was Born Ready.

by Isaac Rothstein February 06, 2014