Houston

First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and NASA's Johnson Space Center.

Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of ZZ Top and Beyoncé.

One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, get well, work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.

The U.S. economy can be up or down but there's always money to be made in Houston.

by the migster August 9, 2005

Houston, Alaska

Ghost like town filled with methamphetamine labs housed in buses. unhospitable in nature. Residents show declining brain function after five years. Water is polluted with unknown contaminates that cause retardation and many unstudied birth side effects.

Population = Unknown

Meth head 1 "So... where you going to get your meth from tonight?..."

Meth Head 2 "Houston, Alaska"

by AngelousBelleMorte April 5, 2009

Jim Hutton

Freddie Mercury's lover and boyfriend from 1984 when they met in a London Gay club, until his death in 1991.

Wrote "Mercury and Me"

Died January 1, 2010 of Lung Cancer

Jim Hutton loved Freddie more than anything.

by ilufreddie February 20, 2011

houston dirty

The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.

Bro I killed it last night The fat girls always love a houston dirty.
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by swerve002 December 12, 2013

houston fire department

An underfunded, underpaid, fire department in Houston Texas. Filled with absolute studs of humans, mainly on Delta Shift.

Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.

by RandomFirefighter August 30, 2022

Houstonian

A person who lives within or is a native of (born in) Houston, Texas, USA.

That person is a native Houstonian from Texas.

by stevewonder7138 July 20, 2009

Houston Hard-Hat

A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries. Performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.

Oh my god dude, last night I got the greatest Houston Hard-Hat of all time!!!

by J-Rivy5 February 5, 2006