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it won`t hurt a bit...

the terrible lie associating with means of immense pain and agonizing, torturous procedures that doctors, surgeons, nurses, dentists, etc. tell you just to shut you up before they do something you`ll never forgive them for.
ie. "Now, this won`t hurt a bit..."

"LIAR!!"

'It won`t hurt a bit...' my ass.
by riceball-san December 31, 2011
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Don't Hurt 'Em

A warning/compliment issued to somebody that looks so good they risk injuring others just by being seen. It's unclear by what method this injury would occur, but presumably cardiac arrest or colloquial heartbreak. Also, may refer to the pain one feels in his/her gut upon seeing someone extremely attractive. May be described as a punch in the gut. Someone who is hurtin' em may elicit wistful sights of strangers as he/she walks by.
Anna: Did I show you this minnie-dress I just got? : Walks out :
Becky: :Jaw Drop: Damn, girl! Don't hurt 'em!
by The Xander May 27, 2014
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hurry up and wait

A phrase commonly found in the military. This phrase depicts the day-to-day grind of soldiers where they have to "hurry up" to point B only to have to wait hours for the event to occur. This phrase also applies to anything that requires you to be on time but does not start for a good while.
Example A: While at the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS), we were told to arrive on time at 6 AM but in processing did not start until 9 AM. We practiced the "hurry up and wait" policy.

Example B: I did 80 just to get to the doctor's office on time, and he did not even show up for another hour. It was another case of hurry up and wait.
by odah January 17, 2013
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Hurt Piece

A tragic event, typically a death or a murder. Popular in Philadelphia
Did you hear Basil got killed last night? Damn thats a hurt piece
by From Da P November 7, 2019
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Planet Hurt

Where you go when you lose a fight.
I'm sending you on a one-way trip to Planet Hurt!
by Rose likes pie November 7, 2009
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hurt people hurt people

The idea that, if someone who has been particularly negatively affected by an experience that he/she went through in their past life, then that person will continue to hold such grudges and anger, and affect other people around them, continuing a never-ending cycle of hate and anger on other people.
Hurt people hurt people, indeed.
by Sir Poop A Lot September 3, 2013
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Hurtz Donut

The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"
Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?
by Anonomouslyinurpants November 18, 2010
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