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A wonderful lady or girl with a good heart ,loves her family and friends
Herbertta is a lady or girl with a good heart
by Herbertta March 9, 2017
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Jason Herbert

Old Skool A Master of tight nuts style poker play. The original Jason Herbert a resident of S'cunt'horpe (England) is also rumoured to be the original scribe of the ABC Poker Bible - how to beat retards etc etc.

A Jason Herbert can also be one who may exhibit a certain talent or skill i.e. Poker and takes every opportunity to give themself some self glorification to make them come across as that much more ballarific and g.
by Jason Herberts Loyal Following November 23, 2010
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hi herbert

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herbert does a cute meow

hi herbert - the act of greeting a cute kitten who is named "herbert". he is very cute and he is white so he blends in with snow.
by RiceOfCourse June 27, 2022
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HUMBERTO

A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.
Damn that dude is humberto, ain't he? That niggah is FINE!
by Celeste Smith October 16, 2008
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Herbert Walker

An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of piss and grenadine.
"It's been a long fucking night, fix me a god damn Herbert Walker"

Sir, that's just piss and grenadine.

"I know what I signed up for"
by The Schkoon May 17, 2016
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The Hubert Epidemic

An epidemic taking the community of patronizing coworkers by storm. It was discovered in the year 2016 by the same man who discovered Hubert's Constant.

Symptoms include and are absolutely not limited to the following:

Affected person(s):
-will suddenly happen to know everything about everything.

-will correct every pointless slip of the tongue or grammar mistake that you noticed but didn't bother to fix due to the lack of importance.

-will usually begin their sentences with either "aaaactually....", "You DO know...", "You DO realize..." or some other cocky, condescending way of trying to educate you about something.
-are incapable of humility.
-are incapable of admitting they do not know something.
-usually come up with shit.
-will use big words they don't understand to sound more photosynthesis.
-will repeat their 'intelligent' remarks until confirmation that somebody heard them. This may take days.

This sickness is especially contagious in children exceeding the age of 18. There is currently no cure but death.
"Hey man! I think I just put a pin in that really annoying thing people do! I call it The Hubert Epidemic!"

"AAACTUALLY, you DO REALIZE that what you REALLY MEANT was PANDEMIC?! EPIDEMIC isn't worldwide! You DO KNOW that RIGHT?!"

"Of course I do"

"WELL THEN I just CAN'T comprehend WHY someone would make SUCH a STUPID mistake."

"... Fuck you man"
by Inevitibility April 28, 2017
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T-Herbert Jeffrey

The most amazing 7th grade math teacher in existence. He may have bad math jokes, but he has an amazing personality.
Mainly known as TJ.
T-Herbert Jeffrey, if you are reading this, thank you for teaching us.
by qwertREEEEEEEEEE June 30, 2021
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