hipster hunch

Characteristic posture of hipsters. Super lax posture of the neck and shoulders forming a sharp curve from upper back to protruding head.

When Greg watched the indie band perform, he nodded along to the music while standing with a hipster hunch.

He was too cool and subversive to stand up straight, so he hunched over in the hipster hunch.

by Jay-See November 2, 2013

Facebook Hunch

Using facebook for so long that you start to develop a hunched back.

"awh, dude. I was messaging Steph on facebook for over an hour last night, I think I have developed facebook hunch."

by arkadict February 15, 2012

MMO Hunch

A hunch of the upper back that results from years of intense, prolonged Massively Multiplayer Online gaming sessions.

Man, Jamie just ended his 8 year relationship with World of Warcraft and all he's left with is his MMO Hunch.

by Gmullz October 12, 2013

Brunch Hunch

The time of the day in between breakfast and lunch when you slip off to have a quickie.

Jim and Linda like to get up late on Sundays around 10 in the morning, wake up and then have a quick one in the sack and then have something to eat, making it a brunch hunch.

by RmarkT December 16, 2007

fork hunching

fork hunching two people laying in bed beside one another, one laying on back completely flat, the other on side, legs wrapped around other laying flat. Kinda like a knife with the prongs of a fork wrapped around the blade.

My wife won’t quit fork hunching while I’m trying to sleep. I think she may be an insomniac!

by JimBob aka The Brain November 15, 2018

Hunch punch

an alcohol drink..usually a mixture of "stuff" that you drink and it goes down like Kool-Aid,but with out a notice you are so messed up and wondering how you got so messed up so quick.

-"girl what the hell you got me sippin on...im messed up already!!!"

__Hunch punch..lmao

by ACUA1123 January 6, 2010

Awkward Hunch

In an awkward situation, this is a position one makes by putting his/her head down while the mouth is closed and the lips are crunched together firmly. This position is quick and easy and works well in any situation whether it be just a little awkward or really awkward.

Example #1 - (Ryan and Stephanie run into each other in the grocery store line)
Ryan - "Hey how have you been?"
Stephanie - "Great! you?"
Ryan - "Oh good we should hang out sometime."
Stephanie - "Yeah I know it's been a while i'll call you sometime"
Ryan - "Sounds good!"
(5 seconds of silence)
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*

Example #2 - (Ryan has dinner with his friend James, James's parents, and James's girlfriend Stephanie)

James - "So I found out Ryan slept with Stephanie, isn't that good to know everyone?!?
Parents - *Shocked faces*
Stephanie - *Argues back*
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*

by AlexG0773 December 21, 2008