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Howi Cooking

We should do some Howi Cooking if he steals our copies
by Vortex_shark May 20, 2020
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Howie Day

Run-of-the-mill singer-songwriter guy with a guitar whose hair isn't even original. Douchebag who started harassing passengers on a flight and got arrested for it because he is an asshat.

In March, he locked a girl in a tour bus bathroom after she refused his "sexual advances" and broke another girl's cell phone when she tried to call the police.
1.) Hi, my name is Howie Day and I'm just your run-of-the-mill singer-songwriter guy with a guitar whose hair isn't even original. But at night I'm a raging douchebag.

2.) Howie Day sucks.
by whoabadpoetry December 28, 2005
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Howie Handel

A hand job given with hand sanitizer; Originally made popular by Howie Mandel.
John's cock was so dirty Lisa refused to touch it unless he agreed to a Howie Handel.

Purel moisturizing sanitizer is by far the most preferred lubricant for the Howie Handel.
by JustLikeThis March 6, 2011
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Howie Day

Howie day is probably going to be dead.
by gabe November 17, 2004
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Howie Mandell

A finishing move after sex from any position.
Where-in the man ejaculates into the condom and immediately pulls out, pulls the full condom off, places it over his own head over his nose, fills the condom with air, and releases the spunk filled rubber into the air.
While the spray of cum covers his own head and that of his mate he throws his hands into the air and in a high pitched voice yells "Hello, my name is Bobby!!!" (a popular Mandell character from his stand-up comedy days.)
"Last night I had a hell of a time cleaning up the bedroom after pulling off the Howie Mandell"
by JK Sunny October 7, 2006
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Taking a Howie.

Another term for having a bowel movement. Q
Where's Ed? He's in the bathroom taking a howie.
by Xeroxfishbone August 25, 2011
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miller howie

a crazy young man with a raging cock 6-10 inches,he is also an amazing fighter and has huge muscles .
see that miller howie hes a sexy fuck
by sexy lad12345678909 December 16, 2021
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