by GREEN_LOVER October 5, 2009
Get the Houseism mug.The new most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 12 Guidos and a Cadillac with a nice stereo system.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Mike: Hey, did you see that new show Jersey shore?
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
by fist pumpin' champ December 9, 2009
Get the Houdini Guido Raid mug.The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.
Then Cum in her face.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.
Then Cum in her face.
-Hi Steve hows your mum?
-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!
-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)
-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!
-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!
-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)
-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink September 7, 2007
Get the Houdini Nordic Raider mug.Engaging in sexual activities with multiple tings, mainly including the term blowing (blowjobs). The term is frequently used by male participants of the sexual act itself.
Guy: “Hey gyal, you been hoeing and blowing lately babe?”
Girl: “Of course babes, around back of asda at 2?”
Guy: “snm”
Girl: “Of course babes, around back of asda at 2?”
Guy: “snm”
by mouthvacuum9000 November 15, 2021
Get the hoeing and blowing mug.When a man fucks a woman in front of a window and pulls out more than once. On the final time you have a friend which comes out of the closet and switches with you. Then you run outside and tap on the window and say Tada.
by Jgoodfella069 August 14, 2008
Get the Closet Houdini mug.Doing your girl from behind, when you are about to climax, you squirt a bit of hot sauce on her asshole. and when she turns around to see what the hell happened, you blow your load on her face!
Roommate 1: Aw man who used up the Hot sauce!? Roommate 2: Sorry dude I gave this girl a Hot Houdini last night
by MR. DNICK@CHEECK May 26, 2010
Get the Hot Houdini mug.Chris Houlis: I need money for gas
Random person: i got 10 $
Chris: I'll suck your dick for that
Random person: Alright (Cums in his face)
Random person: i got 10 $
Chris: I'll suck your dick for that
Random person: Alright (Cums in his face)
by JohnTheDinosaur July 9, 2011
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