Hotel California

1.Such a lovely place.
2. Such a lovely face.

Living it up at the Hotel California......

by Jesus Himself April 23, 2005

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Hotel 5150

Slang term for the nuthouse.

No doubt I will be checking in to the Hotel 5150 very shortly to spend a restful 72 hours away from it all.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 04, 2019

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hotel cold

A temperature similar to that of when you are staying in a hotel/motel and use the wall-mounted air conditioner to an unnecessary extent simply because it is "free," to the point where, even with several sheets and heavy blankets, you find it practically impossible to get a decent night's sleep.

Damn, I slept like sh*t last night. This hotel room is cold. I guess you could call it....hotel cold. Hmm.

by tim_triple_j October 13, 2010

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Hotel Expressionism

Far different from vandalism (such as throwing a television out of the window by its cord), but serious irrepairable structural damage to a Hotel Room. Generally associated with personal injury, destruction of personal property and/or inebriation. Essentially, general mayhem.

"Sorry about the bill for that Hotel Expressionism last night, but I'm an artist you know."

or

"Nice use of the minibar last night in your Hotel Expressionism exhibit"

by Matt Yee April 17, 2006

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Hotel Hair

The either flat, static-y, greasy, thin, or just downright disgusting hair that results when you forgot your shampoo/conditioner at home and are forced to use the terrible crap that hotels call 'complimentary shampoo'.

"OH NO! I forgot my shampoo! I have to use this no-name crap! I wanted to look good tonight, but now I'm going to have Hotel Hair."

"Did you forget your shampoo?"
"Yeah, how could you tell?"
"You've got horrible Hotel Hair."

by Oceanwavee* February 22, 2009

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