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Homotextual

People who engage in romantic, flirtatious or provocative conversation solely through the use of text messaging
Person 1 asks : "Have you met your ecrush yet?"

Person 2: "No, I think she might be a homotextual"
by pelesiren August 27, 2020
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Homotextual

People who lose or lack genuine sexual prowess during face to face interaction but are quite skilled at online flirtation and sexting.
So I noticed that he/she spent the night , did you have a good time?

"Not at all! He/she was such a homotextual I just pretended to fall asleep"

Alternatively : after a prolonged homotextual courtship strictly limited to online interaction , Jeffrey was driven completely mad and took to fucking fresh and ready rotisserie chickens he had stapled photos of his crush to. It came to a tragic end one day when his passions prevented him from waiting until he had even left the grocery store. I hear he's on a list now.
by pelesiren August 27, 2020
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Homotextual

Someone who keeps texting you about gay stuff.
You know I’m not a fag, but if you got sent to prison and had to blow guys or get buttfucked to survive, what would you choose? For me it’s a no-brainer.’

‘When did you become such an annoying homotextual?’
by anonymous October 1, 2025
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Homotextual

Someone who keeps texting you about gay stuff.
You know I’m not a fag, but if you got sent to prison and had to blow guys or get buttfucked to survive, what would you choose? For me it’s a no-brainer.’

‘When did you become such an annoying homotextual?’
by anonymous October 1, 2025
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