hobosapien

An intelligent hobo

See that guy begging for money on the freeway? Defnitely not a hobosapien.

by Twiggy June 12, 2005

hocosapian

(n) - a human being that comes from the mythical location of Howard County.

You know that guy Daivd Janson? well he's a god damn hocosapian and steals rikkiloff from people who should be gods.

by Harry Ballsonya December 4, 2004

Homo Sapien Fucktardis

It is the scientific name for the plague/group of people known as "fucktards" that seems to be spreading amongst the youth of the Western hemisphere, these people have a tendency to have a Second Year of Secondary School state of maturity, and are stuck like this for the rest of their life. They are also the people who take your order and then fuck it up.

Anya: Some fucking chav thought it would be funny to stick gum in my library book so now I have to pay a fine that will make me and my family even more in the gutter. He is now considered a Homo Sapien Fucktardis since he's a frig gen collage student.

by ThatOneScottishCommunist September 4, 2011

Humans/homosapiens

The most idiotic, stupidest, craziest, most uniquely queer species to ever roam the face of earth, possessing the strangest origin story in the galaxy. In the start, humans were mildly stupid, lived in caves with optimus prime and his gang of dinosaurs. One day, a curious human (named the manly name of Chuck)decided it would be great it he just cut off a whole thick layer of fur because he thought it made him look like a fag. Then all his friends saw him and they were like, wydwyl. He explained but they freakin laughed at him and then told optimus prime what their friend had done. optimus was furious so he sent his army of dinosaurs to find Chuck and eat his spleen. But as you know, Chuck Norris didn't back down and made himself a coat of dino skins later(that's why dinosaurs are extinct). Now after this optimus prime was very mad so he climbed out of his stupid little hole in a cliff and set off to hunt down Chuck. now Chuck was a very smart guy-he knew about bear grylls before he was even born into existence, so he got to high ground and drank his own piss to rehydrate. When optimus finaly apeared it was already sunset and chuck was ready to face him without a warning, optimus prime began to run at chuck norris at lightspeed, but Chuck was faster. he pulled out a Michael bay movie DVD and stuffed optimus prime into the small disk. And that is how we came to be the humans we are today.

I know the stuff above is complete gibberish nonsense about humans/homosapiens

by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016

hobosapien

The name for a person who has no permanent residents (a homeless person).

Person 1: "Bro did you see that guy who lives up on the mountain"?
Person 2: "yeah I heard he is a hobosapien"

by (=_=) April 3, 2017

Homosapian

An Individual of the human species.

I am a Homosapian. We are all homo sapiens.You are just a HOMO!

by b. luft January 13, 2007

homogapien

Pronunciation: "hO-(")mO-'gAy-pE-"en,
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, species name, from Homo, genus name + gay-pien, meaning homosapien who likes same gender homosapien.

1)My friend John likes to visit p-town to score with other svelt and saucy homogapiens.
2) rosie o'donnell lance bass are excellent examples of homogapiens in the public arena.
3) some speculate that metrosexuality is more akin to homogapienality than heterosexuality.

by jiggy roberts September 16, 2008