Soft Hombre 

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

Soft Hombre by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

Ombre Hombre

The Ombre Hombre walks around with a shlong in between his thighs. Some may call it his third leg. This is his super power. It gives him the ability to masturbate up to 7 times a day. It is also is his weakness leaving no time for me, mrs. vagina.

The Ombre Hombre is to busy for you right now !

Ombre Hombre by OUMBREHOUMBRE October 7, 2022

Eres hombre 

It’s just a way to say “you are a man” in Spanish

“Wait? Eres hombre?”

Eres hombre by Gooberz!! March 21, 2024

El hombre hablo 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2:

Person 10: El hombre hablo

El hombre hablo by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Byron sneaky hombre 

When you go to Byron Bay and have an amazing time, but on the way to the airport you get screwed. I.e. sex was great until just before you cum and she gives you a shit moustache

Mate, I had a ball on the trip but got the Byron Sneaky Hombre in the way to the airport

Byron sneaky hombre by Shep daddy May 17, 2021

homebrew channel

an awesome softmod made by hackwii that allows you to run apps such as emulators, music players, dvd players, and even games burnt to a disk. at first the twilight hack was needed to download it (which is a modified zelda save file) but with the wii menu 4.2 update, that doesn't work and you now have to use smash stack (which is a glitch in customers stages in super smash bros. brawl) the homebrew channel ca also be used to downgrade your wii to previous system menus, but this is highly discouraged for it can brick your wii if you accidentally update it.

person #1: you gonna get the homebrew channel?

person #2: i don't know can't it mess up your wii?

person #1: the chances are very low and if you didn't update to 4.2 it is almost impossible!! you don't even have to open up your wii which means its still under warranty. the best part is all you need is super smash bros. brawl, an sd card, an internet connection, and a wii (of course)
person #2: wow that sounds great!

homebrew channel by anon of e621 April 9, 2010

homebrero 

1. A sick twist between homie and sombrero. An unlikely term of endearment for a friend, associate, or cab driver who happens to be both Mexican and African American.

2. A person with a lisp trying to pronounce the word "sombrero".

1. Wuddup my homebrero? Please take me to the corner of West and 3rd Street.

2. That man wearing a homebrero lookth thilly .

homebrero by Bennett Hansen & Joel Peterson November 11, 2008