Hollister Co.

Hollister company originated in 1922 by the hand of great Osirus Hollister, the textiles pioneer from California...married 27 times Osirus became dillusional and decided that his goal in life was to produce a less expensive clone of the overly, and unjustifiably so popular abercrombie and fitch. In his vision he foresaw scores of young hormone induced teenagers filling his unneccessarily dark showroom where pink is now ok to be worn by the male sex, why? I dont know. Quickly, it has become the "it place" for the dreaded yet misunderstood metrosexuals, a strange breed of man that waxes their eyebrows, shaves their legs and wears 2, sometimes even 3 polo shirts at a time. Recently, it has come to this writers attention that an alarming number of african american denizens have decended upon the innocent aryan fortress that is hollister company. Why? again I dont know and I'll tell you right now black girls your big asses wont fit in the jeans so stop messing up my god damn jean walls, they take forever! And brothas, brothas what r u doing, now I know that pink may look good with your skin tone but we have our limits please. And lastly, to the obese or as I like to call them "land whales" the largest size is an 11, if you are 200+ pounds you just wont fit, deal with it and put the fork down then come back and see me. Far too many perfectly good booty shorts have been ruined when your large, cottage cheese, elephant-like ass stretched the elastic band to their breaking point and we end up with a 3 foot pair of pants of which we can do nothing about it. Stay posted as I will comment again soon. L8er bitches...

see: place for pretty white kids who look better than 98% of the population and Im one of em!

by HCO Employee #13984031 April 5, 2005

Hollister Co.

.....why would you want to spend so much money on ripped-up jeans that are basically the same ones you can get at Wal-Mart...? tsk tsk. typical queers...er i mean preps.....stupid faggot asses...and none of the bitchy preps that wear Hollister clothes even surf. its supposed to be a surf company, right?

preps suck! die die die!

by screw u bitch April 4, 2005

Hollister Co

Hollister Co. is a clothing line brought to you by Abercrombie & Fitch. The Hollister store is all about setting and imagery. Every store entrance is sheltered by a small spanish tile roof that appears to have been weathered over the years of tropical storms, and the golden bake of the sun.
Stores are filled with tropical florals, mostly palmish faux plants that give you the feeling of being whisked away to a far off place with sandy beaches and good times. Depending on the season the store always has a fresh aroma hovering over its apparel giving off a sense of lush cleanliness and exclusivity.
The lighting is dim inside the surfer hut where various clothing items are emblazened with golden spot lighting. A plethera of pop culture magazines and happy go lucky albums are lined in small cubby's along the front of the counter, and surf boards are hung behind the cashiers on the sea blue wooden tounge and groove walls.
Loud music plays throughout, and there are plenty of plump leather arm chairs to sit in simply to relax and enjoy the experience. The seating area closely resembles a seating arangement in a cabin around a warm fire, with plush plaid blankets flung over worn leather chairs and aged southwestern rugs strategically placed along the painted hardwood floors.
Hollister Co. is a personal get away, where you can experience the feel of coastal culture in your own suburban backyard. Just a few minutes in the store will give you the feeling that you've just reached your vacation destination where you can let loose and enjoy the layed back life style.
All of the clothing items have a worn in weathered look to them like they've all been hand washed with nothing more than sea foam and a bar of hand soap. With truly unique fittings and styles... Hollister tends to be a trend setter when it comes to lifestyle clothing brands. All clothing is made of top notch material for durability and quality.
Some are turned off more by the staff than by the actual company itself. Hollister advertises a certain youthful sexiness that sadly attracts a less than humble crew to stock shelves and stand around idly in self absortion while you roam around in the store and soak it up for yourself. However, if you can see past the mild sense of vanity that plagues the staffers... you will most likely find that Hollister is a quite enjoyable place for the youthful shopper.

Hollister Co.
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by J. E. Merrick April 24, 2008

Hollister Co,

The way i see it, the clothes at Hollister are pretty cute. although some of the clothes may seem a little skimpy, its all well intended. Its not like its unatrctive or anything. The thing that buts me is when people who shop there think they're better than everyone else. Its cool to be confident and not all self-depricating but theres a point where you're going too far and just plain being snotty. I mean, look at deffinition 15. its just plain MEAN! How can you even make a definition like that? Ouch. I mean, yeah its true theres porbably some "Hollister haters" out there who only hate on people who wear hollister because theyre affraid they wont fit in it and i used to be one of them. But they arent all like that. So lets break this Hollister hater vs. Hot topic hater and all LOVE EACHOTHER!I <3 hollister clothes AND hot topic clothes. CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???

girl in nirvana shirt: Hey, I like your skirt! where did you get it?
girl in hollister outfit: Hollister!
girl in nirvana shirt: its really cute. would u mind if i borrowed it sometime?
girl in hollister outfit: sure, as long as i can borrow your shirt. I <3 Nirvana!

by Kayla the attempted peace maker April 17, 2005

hollister co.

Owned by Abercrombie and Fitch, Holister is neither prep nor expensive. Yes some of the items are pricey but no more than Hot Topic. Now shoping there is kinda hard because of dim lit lighting, but that appels to some so I will let it go. If you wish to know more go into the store and make your OWN judgemnent. Who knows you might buy something.

Mei: Lets go into Hollister
Tori: All right, maybe I can find something to match these pants from Hot Topic
Mei: That shirt is badass and its only $10
Tori: I know.
Mei: I love how you make your OWN style.

by WildDesigner May 6, 2005

Hollister Co

A store owned by Abercrombie and fitch which tailors to the "surfer" image. They sell their shirts tight, their shorts big, and all of it is just a bit less expensive than Abercrombie and Fitch. They have some nice stuff- their jeans and shorts and shirt are durable, and most everything I own from their is very comfortable to wear. They do cater to guys and glas who like to keep good care of themselves, but I don't know a single girl or guy who shops at Hollister and is gay. The Gay ones that I know all shop at Urban outfitters, Gap and Banana Republic.

Guy: I like this polo. A&F has one like it for 20 bucks more.

Girl: I like this skirt. Who cares if someone doesn't? I'm not the one dressing them.

by crazy fiy April 23, 2005

hollister co.

owned by abercrombie&fitch to emulate southern california. slightly cheaper than its parent company, but still the same price as costly all black wear from hot topic, who is owned by GAP(who is also grouped with banana republic and old navy) Workers are typically young, attractive, slightly snobby kids who (before being hired) must have a sense of fashion. A higher quality alternative to its direct competitors (american eagle, the buckle, etc.)

shirt, jeans, belt and flip flops @ HCO = $130.00

shirt, overisized pants, metal belt, black doc martins, trench coat and multiple chains and rings to make you look "scary" and gothic when you're really a puss = $250.00+

by daniel April 7, 2005