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Truth Hoarding

When someone (usually speaking for or about a religion) claims that their beliefs are the one and only truth. While they may not directly impress their beliefs on others, they speak of their beliefs as if it is not possible that the literally thousands of other belief structures out there could be a correct one.
"The only truth in this world is that Christ is the one true savior"

"Hey man, no one knows which religion is right or wrong in the end, not even you, so quit truth hoarding"
by JGII July 8, 2009
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Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag
Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.
by imthatawesome September 29, 2010
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hording

To keep everything to yourself without sharing.
That motherfucker is hording all the fucking weed.
by f0rsaken408 February 4, 2006
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Herding Cats Phase

The inevitable chaos that one experiences as a projects moves towards the end. The finish line is in sight, there's more loose ends than a 20 year old sweater, everyone is semi-confused and lunging from task to task, and it's an all out assault on the concept of patience.
We've definitely entered the herding cats phase of this project. No idea how we're going to get to completion, hopefully we receive a miracle before someone loses their shit.
by Startup Street May 8, 2023
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cum herding

When a group of gay or bi guys wack off on a table one gets the privilege & honor of scooping and "herding" it with either a drywall trowel or a spatula into a neatly organised gooey arrangement of pearly white man mess and even frozen as ice cubes A.K.A. "cum cubes" or divided event amongst the guests. Ko
The boys at the gay bar had a "cock fight" atop of a pool table at an L.A. bar then went to a sex club and participated in a cum herding party!
by Messy Fun April 20, 2018
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Mild Hoarding Problem

When a person Hoards things but hasn’t reached the Hoarding level of the people on the TV show Hoarders
They have just a Mild Hoarding Problem, only save food for too long and doesn’t throw away newspapers or old clothes, they haven reached the house so full of crap they can’t live there anymore level.
by Capt_Quint June 5, 2019
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Toilet Paper Hoarding

A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.
Those fuckers are toilet paper hoarding. Of all things...
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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