Hoedashians

A group of sexy bad ass bitches who are out of fucks to give. They are a huge family who marries their daughters. But like like I said they are out of fucks to give

"Don't fuck with the Hoedashians, they ain't afraid to cut a bitch."

by Badass bitchhhhhhhhhhh June 3, 2016

Hoedozer

Very similar to a brodozer except all of the stickers are now pink. If they are really classy it also has parts of the truck painted pink as well. If questioning whether or not truck belongs to bro or hoe look for excessive pink, worse than usual parking jobs, car seats/baby on board signs, extra tasteless chrome add-ons, and stepladder running boards(not enough of an indicator by themselves as short man syndrome also requires step ladder running boards).

Hoedozers can often be found in the parking lots of trendy bars, 24 hour fitness gyms with beginner yoga classes, day cares, and overpriced mall boutiques. Especially common in oil field towns and rodeos.

Use caution while approaching occupants of said vehicles. They have been know to not see you while driving, talk excessively about how much they love their sugar daddy, and bore you with stories about how "my kids are my world" despite spending 4 nights a week at the bar.

That hoedozer is so tall I don't know how she gets the kids in their car seats.

by Wyoming is awesome chick 1990 July 2, 2015

Hoedom

The geographic area in which a permiscuous woman residies and maintains her reign. Within these lands, even after her death, her legacy will remain.

"Look hoe, everything the light touches is yours. This is your hoedom."

by cl0ud9 September 2, 2017

hoedar

a word used whenever you see a hoe, a.k.a. a guy/girl that has played you horrendously; a whore/manwhore; a slut; a hoebag; a douchebag; a skank; and cannot actually say their name out loud in case of a terrible gossiping tragedy or in fear of they themselves knowing they are a hoe, even though they should know already.

Samantha: Oh, there goes Ryan!
Tara and Alex: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! It looks like our HOEDARS are going off!

by itsmehduh November 18, 2009

Pikey Hoedown

Pikey Hoedown is a young persons party filled with chavs and unwanted visitors.

Don't invite to many people, I don't want my party turning into a Pikey Hoedown

by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009

hoedown

1. redneck gathering, usually involves shouting catchy phrases like "yee-haw" and "the south will rise again"

2. what a pimp says to his merchandise, while snapping his fingers and pointing to his genetal region

yo!....ho!....down.....now!

by steve owen February 11, 2003

hoedown

(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.

"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"

by Rob Porter January 3, 2009