Hobknocker

somebody who takes a crap on other peoples lawns

This dirty hobknocker just took a crap on my lawn. What the hell is wrong with that dirty hobknocker

by Jman1426 October 22, 2009

Hobknocker

A hobknocker is what you say when you’re about to take a fat shit in the toilet.

I’m about to take a hobknocker in my bathroom, so be prepared.

by Takingafatshit January 11, 2020

hobknocker

penis face.

all you americans are hobknockers

by thesisterofabadgirl April 14, 2009

Hobknocker

One who messes with ones other's private

Also a molester

There's a rumor that he's a hobknocker; just went up to that girl and...

by CRSII June 19, 2010

hobknocker

chick who gives blow jobs to random guys

that girl is a hobknocker, ask anyone here.

by handcock jones April 16, 2009

Hobknocker

1. A person that engages in sexual activities with animals

2. Someone who masturbates in public

3. A person that frequently grabs other peoples genitalia

Hobknockers are usually men

1. Nick is such a hobknocker, he is dating his dog.

2. Jack was being a hobknocker in school today, it was so gross!

3. Sarah grabbed his junk! What a hobknocker!

by CubbyBunie666 August 27, 2014

Hobknocker

A guy or girl that has sex with a prostute and has their ass on a doorknob while doing it.

"Dude did you see that hobknocker!"

"Yeah Ikr?!"

by Ali Woosley February 25, 2009