Hon status

For the restaurant patron, this is a rare and exalted state of grace, typified by having one's own table that's always ready whenever you walk in. Those who have achieved this state do not have to order. The entire staff already knows what you like & exactly how you like it and they begin preparing it when they see you pull into the parking lot. The origin of this comes from scores of Midwestern waitresses who, in real life and a few bad sitcoms, call favored customers "Hon" which is a shortened version of "honey".

He must come here a lot. He's got Hon status.

by Heathentim April 16, 2008

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Hon one

The state of courting or pursuing a person of the opposite sex with the the hopes of engaging in sexual activity

Did you see David over there showing off his police badge to that girl and buying her shots? He couldn't be more hon one right now.

by Jaybone69 December 19, 2014

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hon splash

Type your definition here...honoured person with a pure heart ready ti splash everyone with love, health and wealth..

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...he his hon Splash

by Hon Splash February 6, 2020

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Hon Dipo

The Hispanic parent pronunciation of the Home Depot.

We going to stop at Hon Dipo then after go to Gual Mar.

by OhioStateHater April 4, 2023

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Hon Slut

A "Girl" who goes online in the game Heroes of Newerth and plays with a vast amount of boys (or other hon sluts) to attempt to cyber with them or get carried to get their PSR above 1600.

breakycpk is a huge hon slut because he sucks at this game and manages to win when he gets carried.

by AmericanGURU! May 27, 2010

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