Herpa-gonna-siffah-aids

An extreme compilation of STD's and diseases.

Steve was in the health clinic for a long time. I think he has herpa-gonna-siffah-aids.

by Steve Zick / Trent Pettyjohn May 10, 2007

herpacifiltus

East coast mix of Chlamydia,Gonorrhea,Hepatitis, Herpes, HIV/AIDS,Human Papillomavirus (HPV),Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID),Syphilis,Trichomoniasis,crabs, bad credit, poor tread wear and other horrible things contracted from one dirty hooker east of the mississipi. This condition has no known cure and most likely man will walk on the sun before one is found.

Ed was in Vt and woke up with herpacifiltus from drinking too much and hooking up with some random.

by EastCoastDirk November 19, 2011

heapalotaton

a Heap, a lot, a ton. all squished together. usually referenced to liking someone a whole lot, and and can be used before actually telling someone you love them. kind of that inbetween stage when you more than like someone and are on the verge of falling head over heals for somebody.

I like you a Heapalotaton! :)

by LRae October 28, 2012

Heppi

A person 'living the slobs dream'. A heppi is bed bound and often found with the following items surrounding him to prevent any use of energy; tv remote, games controller, food, drink, weed, bong. A heppi is usually a person still living with their mum or perhaps grandma and has them running their day to day errands e.g. picking up weed, making food, changing their clothes. Although the Heppi's mum/grandma does often make suggestions of moving out and getting a job, the Heppi has to much of the good thing going on to even consider it.

Kid 1 "Oh man, I wish I could just stay in bed all day wank, eat, get high and watch tv"

Kid 2 "Me too dude, I'd love to be a Heppi when I grow up"

by josh1992 November 5, 2010

hepatitis Q

A rare form of hepatitis hosted by the last girl left in the bar. Symptoms can include but are not limited to:
Itching, swelling, sneezing, being called a dousche, suprise, awkardness, stolen wallet, burning sensation, and fear that sombody took a picture. There is no known cure for Hep Q.

Dan picked up a nasty case of hepatitis Q last night from that skank, here, look at this picture!

by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

Heppy

Hungry + Sleepy = Heppy

Sometimes you can be hangry and sometimes you can be heppy.

After I get baked I feel heppy.

by Salvador Rodriguez January 25, 2019

Hepatomancy

An ancient medical system devised in Mesopotamia, in modern-day Iraq, where a patient would be diagnosed by a physician, not by inspecting that patient, but the livers of some sacrificed animals. The liver was believed at this time to be the source of our blood, which meant it was the source of life itself. Following this logic, people therefore believed that the will of the gods could be divined by inspecting the livers of sacrificed sheep. Each section of the liver was believed to correspond to a particular deity, and clay models of sheep's livers have been found dating back as far as 2050 B.C.

Patient: "Doctor, what's wrong with me!?"

Mesopotamian physician: "Hmm, by the laws of hepatomancy, allow me to inspect my sheep's liver, so we may gather a proper diagnosis."

by Jayy1989 June 9, 2011