Hemp Mat

A mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.

Stoner 1: Dude, what's on your bedroom floor? It feels nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..

by TheWorldShouldKnowThis June 29, 2010

hemp whore

The Hemp Whore, is a rare, but lethal stoner. Also commonly known for their tendencies to "whore" around and smoke other peoples weed. They also may try to steal your grinder. Watch out for the Hemp Whores who have been known to spread herpes through shared pipes/bongs/hockey pucks/Jango blocks.

(Hemp) (whore) Adj.

Mary Jane: The other day I ran into a hemp whore, Blake, and he smoked all my weed.

by Nose_picker69 June 14, 2014

Hemp Necklace

Hemp Necklaces, Alabama Windchimes, and Bullet Catching Contests for all the treasonous traitors!

After Abusing Their Citizenry For Years Using Covid, Monkey Pox, and Global Warming as an excuse to turn their Republic Into a Dictatorship, the Asterisk O'biden Adminstration Were Adjudicated As War Criminals, and Swiflty Introduced To

Sentencing Ranging From Catching Bullets With Their Teeth to Wearing Hemp Necklaces Until Dusk In Front Of The Washington Monument!

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Steadfast Hemp Ltd.

Steadfast Hemp Farms LLC. And Auctions. The only Hemp and CBD Auctions east of the Mississippi river in over 80 years. The first ever in loose leaf floor Auctions of Hemp. THE G.O.A.T IN Hemp or anything Cannabis. Located in Greenville Kentucky 42345.

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by HempDaddykool July 25, 2019