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Subconjunctival Hemorrhage

Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.

The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.
Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.
by BettyVega April 21, 2014
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Anal hemorrhage

This is the bleeding or hemorrhage(another word for bleeding) from the anus or anal cavity.
Mrs. cherry had an operation a couple days ago to stop her anal hemorrhage.
by xbballbrandon23x July 17, 2009
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hemorrhaging money

An expression used to describe a situation in which money is bleeding out and being lost, rapidly and uncontrollably.
The leaders of the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers claim that due to all of their legal expenses continuing to be paid out since the January 6th insurrection, they are hemorrhaging money!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021
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Kommel-Hemorrhage

Taking a shit so hard that you burst a blood vessel in your eye.
Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage
by pjlski-5-0 May 19, 2010
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Hemobalistic

Someone's who's so afraid to look at the needle while having their blood drawn, and becomes combative.
My patient went Hemobalistic when she glanced down as the needle was being inserted.
by Rimaseesitall1 June 8, 2016
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hemogoblin

an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.
“The Red Cross called.”
“Those hemogoblins!!! I gave blood yesterday!”
by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013
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hemojang

adj: describing something that is sort of out of whack, or messed up.
-Hawaiian Pidgin
Your hair, it is quite hemojang. As is your lifestyle choice. That also is hemojang.
by frenchy larue May 28, 2004
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