When one ambushes another while asleep by placing there hand between your ass cheeks then farting. Resulting in the victim who is blind, deaf and dump due to there slumber to feel the vibrations and pull there hand to there face and sniffing. One would attempt this to remove one from one's life.
She just laughed when she got the Dutch Oven that hoe got the Hellen Keller, she left my life that second.
A Hellen KellerMoment is when you go full retard(never go full retard). When you forget something really simple, or have a "Brain Fart". If you have "selective hearing", that is a good example of this.
Teacher: Jimmy, what is 2+3?
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.
When a girl gives you a blowjob and right before you cum you take you dick out fo her mouth and you cum in her eyes and in her ears. Then, you blindfold her until the cum drys.
Last night this girl bit my dick so i gave her a Hellen Keller.