Helen Keller 

verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf

John: How did your date go last night?
Bill: I Helen Kellered that bitch

Helen Keller by a L A R G E H O M O N I B B A March 19, 2019

Helen Keller 

Some fake bitch that pretended to be blind and deaf so she could make the x-ray machine and feel cool. wtf.






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helen keller is a hoe

Helen Keller by chelleandkii October 18, 2008

helen keller 

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."

helen keller by pdizz November 25, 2007

Helen Keller 

When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.

Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!

Helen Keller by Devinetrey January 19, 2009

Helen Keller 

When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.

I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.

Helen Keller by The Sultan of Snatch April 16, 2007

helen keller 

When a person gets too piss drunk and talks to others in a bar and doesn't realize that the other person has walked away and continues talking anyway.

John was so blind drunk that he Helen Kellered two babes.

helen keller by milnor April 16, 2006

Helen Keller 

When one guy busts on a girls eyes, sticks his dick in her mouth, and two more guys give her ear plugs (bust in her ears simultaneously).

Mike's sister was Helen Kellered yesterday and since then she hasn't been able to see, speak, or hear.

Helen Keller by Jbino17 November 21, 2010