Mitchell Hemminger

He is a communist who loves giving the best of blow jobs and he loves his ass being teared open. He has never had hetero sex but has had the GAY sex.

Mitchell Hemmingers' asshole is stretched so fucking much I could put a golf ball in it.

by Uniform23 March 7, 2019

humdinger

when your mate is being an idiot and he says something stupid.

"Oh shut up you humdinger"

by beepbeepgg100bitsinthechat July 10, 2018

humdinger

The act of getting a hummer and just as you are about to cum. The blower begins to manipulate and fondle your balls.

"What do you want for your birthday?"

"You know what I want!...a humdinger like last year!"

by D.Bright1 October 23, 2016

hadinger

the best people period.

i would do a hadinger.

by asseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed March 4, 2009

drew hettinger

someone who decides too much and watches too much anime and loves his cancerous brother, tom

Drew Hettinger has died from an ecstacy overdose.

by su March 31, 2003

Hedinger shot

Waking up at 7 in the morning and instantly taking a shot of warm cheap vodka and chasing with warm, flat Dr. Pepper.

We were still so drunk in the morning that I could barely taste how bad the Hedinger shots were.

by purdon't March 2, 2011

hetlinger

the only man that is able to conquer and (violently) destroy any woman in bed

Damn, Hetlinger just destroyed my woman!

by AlphaSpaceBear December 6, 2018