hefty load

A milkman sized cum shot, at least one cup (236 ml) of nut bust.

Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.

some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.

Me: Having money it awesome.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010

Hefty

meaning your a little bit large around the middle
ie Fat

haha your hefty

by Xhent August 29, 2003

hefty fine

adj -- A term used to describe a beautiful woman, usually of Afro-American descent, and her beautifully plump booty

"Daayuum, boy, did you see Beyonce? Man, she hefty fine!"

by fuck boy October 19, 2004

that's hefty

Replacement for that's hot

I have a hat the size of Montana
That's hefty.

by Jordan January 2, 2005

Hefty Smurf

a rather annoying Smurf, but of course, not as annoying as Brainy Smurf. Hefty was the strongest of them all and a definite straight man. He was sometimes pissed off at the rest of the Smurfs, but he still loved them. May or may not have taken steroids. Has a heart tatoo.

Hefty Smurf went drag queen in the Smurfs episode "Smurfette for a Day"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004

HEFTY

sexxy, hot, cool, and can also be used when talking about a heavy situation

sexy/hot:
"omg u look so hefty tonight!"
cool:
"omg that sirt is so hefty"
heavy situation:
"wow that story was hefty i dont kno what im gonna do now!!"

by SUPERMERCADO26 June 13, 2007

hefty

The original hefty consists of 6 oz tequila and 3 oz sprite, all into a rocks glass, no ice, then you down the entire drink in one breathe. Wait 10 min and it hits you HARD
You can make a hefty out of any alcohol, just use the same 2 to 1 ratio of alcohol and soda.

Dude, i did 3 hefty's before we went out and i threw up in the cab!!

by Fredo SF October 16, 2012