A person that goes to great lengths and long painstaking hours to find that one thing that has alluded them for generations. Abandoning love, friendships, career, food, hygiene, and manners in order to make a way out of no way. Embracing the many hours of torture and ridiculous stares that come from the pursuit of the authentic, beautiful, and perfect Badonkadonk. From the German verb Heffen which means "to search for booty".
I mean really, staying at it in the mirror, isn't going to make it any bigger. I like her, but I wish she would just stop being such a Heffner.
by StirringUpTrouble January 19, 2015
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It all started when an English/American person tried to say: "Han er så god"
Han er så god, means: He is so god!
He couldn't say it perfect, so he said it like this: "Hejner" so god!
It all started when an English/American person tried to say: "Han er så god"
Han er så god, means: He is so god!
He couldn't say it perfect, so he said it like this: "Hejner" so god!
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Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of
crisco off them
Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of
crisco off them
When u see your replacement
"Wow .....that bitch"
New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"
"Making cookies has never
been so easy"
When u see your replacement
just call her a "Hooty Heffer"
because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.
"Wow .....that bitch"
New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"
"Making cookies has never
been so easy"
When u see your replacement
just call her a "Hooty Heffer"
because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.
by GreasyTwinke June 4, 2016
Get the Hooty Heffer mug.-Kicker at the University of Nebraska from 2007-2011.
-Most accurate kicker in NCAA history.
-Should have won the Lou Groza award in 2010, but was snubbed and wasn't even named a finalist.
-Common phrases accompanied with Alex Henery's name:
"Henery's automatic"
"man Alex Henery's so clutch"
"Alex Henery is pure money"
-Basically the greatest kicker ever!
-Most accurate kicker in NCAA history.
-Should have won the Lou Groza award in 2010, but was snubbed and wasn't even named a finalist.
-Common phrases accompanied with Alex Henery's name:
"Henery's automatic"
"man Alex Henery's so clutch"
"Alex Henery is pure money"
-Basically the greatest kicker ever!
Radio Call: Wow, how 'bout this boys. Amazing. Hold your breathe here on this one. Henery on the year, 48 his long. Set it up and we'll be ready to go in a moment. Senior T.J. O'Leary to snap it, Senior Jake West to put it down, Alex Henery to try and put the Huskers in front with a 1:50 left in the game... The ball right on the N, the snap is down, the kick is up, the kick is.. on it's way.. the kick iiss.... GOOODDD!!! *crowd screaming* ohh hahao he makes it in there! 57 yards and a school record to put the Huskers up infront 33-31. This place is rockin and rollin right now as Alex Henery gives his Huskers a 2 point lead.. my goodness.
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