heeling

The heeling method is putting your foot in your crotch (as a female) in order to masturbate in secret.

I saw my friend heeling in class

by calfl3x February 9, 2026

Hedging

Hedging is where you can't make a decision, so you give a chud-like "so-so" response.

1: What do you want to eat?
2: I don't know, I'm thinking McDonald's or Chick-Fil-A
1: Stop hedging you absolute dud.

by NotAChudMuffin January 22, 2026

ashton hesseling

A sexy guy who loves to have sex. Funny, loving and who is brave.

Ashton hesseling is awesome.

by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015

heely heelington

To Charley horse with one's heel to the thigh of victim..

Connor always gets a heely heelington

by Llessac April 6, 2016

High Heeling

A man and a women are dating, but they have some issues. The man buys the women a pair of high heels, thinking that it would make her happier, but instead she takes the opportunity to then drag her heels all over him, due to her superiority complex being triggered by a false sense of security. This security is her thinking that if she can create an issue, get something from the man, then proceed to take out her anger out on him for him not "being enough", that she can do whatever she pleases to the man and she will never be questioned for her actions. She then starts to try and direct every move he makes.

Women : "Yknow, these heels just aren't that good... they make me wayyy taller than you, and everybody already knows I wear the pants in the relationship anyways"

Man: you aren't even taller than me without them... and why are you being so disrespectful lately?"

Women: "No you're the disrespectful one for getting me a pair of heels that you know I wouldn't like, even after an argument."

Man: Who put you on this high horse?? Matter of fact, I can't keep allowing you to keep High Heeling on me, just because you think I'll always suck up to you."

by Pseudonyonymous March 10, 2025

Dynamic Hedging Theory

A financial theory and practice of continuously adjusting positions to neutralize risk, particularly associated with options trading. Dynamic Hedging involves constantly rebalancing a portfolio to maintain a desired risk profile, responding to market movements in real time. The theory argues that static hedges fail because markets move; dynamic hedging adapts. It's the difference between setting a course and staying it no matter what (static) versus constantly adjusting to wind and current (dynamic). In Taleb's work, dynamic hedging is both a practice and a metaphor: life requires constant adjustment, constant response to new information, constant rebalancing of risk. The theory that works for options also works for existence: you can't set and forget; you have to stay engaged, stay responsive, stay alive to change.

Example: "He'd set his investment strategy years ago and never touched it. The market had changed; he hadn't. Dynamic Hedging Theory would have told him to adjust, to rebalance, to respond. Instead, he watched his portfolio crumble, a static strategy in a dynamic world. The theory wasn't just about finance; it was about life."

by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026