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Hayden

Hayden is 99.999999% likely to make you fall in love with him. He's just so handsome, and sexy, and just perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair you've ever seen, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart, he just doesn't show it off and is modest in that way. He loves to take care of you and make you feel his love. On the inside, he is a child, but on the outside he is the most protective and loving man you'll ever come across; he's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his perfect weirdness. He'll do anything to make you smile or laugh. Including sex jokes. God he's just hilarious. He'll tease you (touchy-wise) until you can't stand him anymore. But you'll come back to him anyways.

Hayden is very self-conscious, however, and if you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. Being such an important part of Hayden's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because like how could you not be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but please prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he knows he needs you.
Please handle Hayden with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Hayden is the adventure of a lifetime.
Girl: Who's that?
Girl that just so happens to be Hayden's girlfriend: Yeah that's Hayden. Back the f*** off. He's mine.
Girl: Damn, alright.
by not_bella November 19, 2017
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He is a sweet kind hearted person. He typically has brown hair and blue eyes. He hates nobody. Every girl likes him as a friend and more!
Is that Hayden?
Totally
by Lena8642 March 23, 2018
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Hayden is the most talented and funniest guy I know. He plays a whole bunch of instruments. He needs some help when it comes to girls, but all he needs is a wing man (me). No one can replace him. He is the best. If you are reading this Hayden, do not forget me when you become a rock star.
Person 1: "have you met Hayden? He is so talented"
Person 2: "yeah, I know him, he is my best friend"
by Xxbright redxX May 2, 2020
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hes gay as fuq and likes to send gay furry porn in your discord dms smh
Boy 1) bro did you see hayden today?
boy 2) yeah dude, he tried to kiss me with his gay ass!
by big daddy#no homo January 22, 2020
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Haubenreich

Member of an ever-expanding clan of engineers, teachers, chefs, world travelers and all-around amazing people. Emanating from a small town in Bavaria, members of the Haubenreich clan have, in recent years, colonized many parts of the United States and have made forays into every continent of the globe, including Antarctica. Although known for their general good nature, hospitality, rational thinking and cuisine, as well as strikingly beautiful eyes and smiles, one will know a true Haubenreich by a signature overly-eager affirmative response when asked, "Did I say your name right?"

Can be used as a verb when referring to aquatic safety

Can be used as an adjective to describe a propensity towards erudite elocution, logic, or delectable comestibles
Classmate: Hey, Haubenreich, how'd you do on the final?
Haubenreich: You don't want to know.
Classmate: (snatching paper) One hundred ten PLUS extra credit?
Haubenreich: (shrugs) The professor asked me to write the exam.
Classmate: (disgusted)

Don't swim into the boaters' area or you'll get Haubenreiched!

No, darling, Webster's has it wrong, we'll go with the Haubenreich pronunciation.

(after dining on fresh pasta with pesto) Now THAT was Grandmother Haubenreich!
by chryscallys February 3, 2010
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Hayden Luff

Hayden Luff. Hayden Luff is a type of guy who is incredibly wonderful,to have as a friend,best friend,or even just a simple human who lives on Earth. He is the type of person who might back down from a challenge but never a promise. He’ll go out if his way to say cheesy jokes,or even just simple things like “How Was Your Day?” Even though you just started it. Even when you don’t expect it,he’s always listening. Just because he doesn’t answer doesn’t mean he doesn’t listen. He’ll go an extra mile for your smile if he has to. From the little things as in if your sick he’ll comfort you,but comfort you enough where you feel good but not laughing out loud to where your sides start hurting. He is an amazing person to have in your life. He is a flirt in some cases,where one word could make you fall completely in love with him again without working hard.
Person 1:Who is that over there?

Person 2:That’s Hayden Luff,let me tell you,if you’re ever sad,he’s the person to go to!
by Anonymous_Lover_101 November 16, 2018
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Haysen

Haysen is a very nice ,honest guy. He will always make you smile or make you laugh. He is the type of flirty guy but not with everyone. If your nice to him then he’ll be nice back but if your not then he won’t even talk to you. You can trust him with anything and he’ll always be there for you. He usually loves fortnite and has a good sense of style.
Girl: hey can I tell you something but can you keep it a secret

Haysen: yeah sure what’s up?
by Kendall 1206 December 15, 2018
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