haunted shawty 

It’s a vibe that only freaky shawtys have. Only cool shawtys are haunted shawtys. Some of the shawtys are 💀 but the others are 😎.

Damn she’s a haunted shawty

We at the haunted shawtys house so it’s jail.

haunted shawty by Jail on serious November 2, 2019

haunted vagina 

/noun
A female's vagina that has recently undergone an abortion

Lucas: Wanna bang my sister tonight?
Jeff: Nah man! I hear that she had an abortion. Nobody wants to fuck a haunted vagina!

haunted vagina by Dick_Cheese69 March 8, 2018

Haunted Mansion 

The most incredible ride ever invented.
Along with Pirates of the Caribbean, are the best rides in the park and in New Orleans Square at Disneyland Park at Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, California

The Haunted Mansion is awesome

Haunted Mansion by Andy April 20, 2004

Haunted Mansion 

Haunted Mansion is a classic Disney attraction since 1969. The Haunted Mansion was first planned to be a walk through style and one of the earlier concepts was it to be "The Museum of the Weird." Then after the 1964 Worlds Fair Disney and WED rethought the idea of the attraction to be a "ride".The ride system that they were planning and used was called the omni-mover then later renamed to "Doom Buggy." After Walt's death the attraction progress slowed down extremely and that is when a lot of the urban legends began to start. Ever since the opening day of the ride the ride itself didn't really change much beside for minor fixes and changed to the storyline. Also a major change to the ride in 2001 was the holiday overlay of Haunted Mansion Holiday.

I love the Haunted Mansion ride but for the movie not so much.

Haunted Mansion by disneyjunky July 3, 2009

Haunted Past 

When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.

Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.

Haunted Past by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

haunted henry

run through a haunted house naked with a boner

danm my boner was bouncing up and down,haunted henry

haunted henry by nick baker, jamie hall January 13, 2006

Haunted Hoose 

A Canadian haunted house, eh.

There's no hockey on tonight, so how aboot we go to the haunted hoose?

Haunted Hoose by onehandcrabbing October 14, 2012