a WWE wrestler who's been known to interrupt matches. Most of the time, Hassan flat-out, sti-ALAAAAAEEEYELAAAAALEEEYEELLAAAA!!
by World Domination May 9, 2005
The act of bending your roommate over a table and butt-fucking them while they cry. Act can be non consensual. Usually applied to individuals with the name of "Hassan"
Verb (Ha/sa/ning) - To Hassan, Hassaned
Verb (Ha/sa/ning) - To Hassan, Hassaned
by Hassan's Roommate November 1, 2019
To hassan: To interrupt, generally by screaming/singing Muhammad Hassan's theme song, which goes: "ALEYLEALEALEALLEEAALLELAY!"
From WWE wrestler Muhammad Hassan's practice on interrupting things with his theme song.
From WWE wrestler Muhammad Hassan's practice on interrupting things with his theme song.
In the matter of the People of the State of California vs. Orenthal James Simpson, we the jury in the above entitled action find the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson, ALEYLEALEALEALEEAALLELAY!!!!!!
Looks like OJ got hassan'd!
Looks like OJ got hassan'd!
by aaronak May 2, 2006
1 the most well known indian pimp in michigan
2 owner of the extravagant cabosine, driven by raoul botswiana
3 a very white, red haired irish girl
2 owner of the extravagant cabosine, driven by raoul botswiana
3 a very white, red haired irish girl
by chantelle May 7, 2005
Guy 1: Hey Yo What you doing?
Guy 2: Trying to play some Plague but not connecting; boutta backhand my sis
Guy 1: You're such a Hassan
Guy 2: Trying to play some Plague but not connecting; boutta backhand my sis
Guy 1: You're such a Hassan
by mr rusin student March 16, 2016
A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat
by daywalkz June 12, 2015
The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.
Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.
To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,
he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never
come to fruition.
'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to
actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My
Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.
Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend
those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.
To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,
he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never
come to fruition.
'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to
actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My
Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.
Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend
those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.
by WittyIG December 1, 2018